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February 2, 1864
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TOWN HALL NEWS

January 27, 1864
In the case of the town hall, your humble correspondent was able to obtain an interview with a representative of Hephaestus' Iron Mongering, the business that so charitably offered to rebuild the recently destroyed town hall.
Due to limits in space, we are sadly unable to post the whole interview, therefore we have summarized the interview as follows:

ARREST MADE IN TOWN HALL CASE

January 24, 1864
A man of yet unconfirmed identity has been taken into custody in relation with the mysterious collapse of the town hall earlier this week. (Our newspaper reported). The man who referred to himself as a "doctor" had appereantly openly claimed to be part of a plot to destroy the town hall. Whether or not his claims are true shall be seen during his trial, which is expected to start very soon.
T.C.
TOWN HALL COLLAPSES: ACCIDENT OR ATTACK?

January 20, 1864
At approximately nine o'clock this morning, your humble correspondent has been witness of the shocking event that few in the town could have failed to notice: Suddenly, the solid looking town hall building collapsed into itself, producing a quite great amount of noise and dirt. No casualities or serious injuries have been reported so far, as nobody seemed to be inside at the time of the collapse. Why the building failed is not yet known.
Speculations were made to a possible attack, or an act of vandalism, connected to an unconfirmed sighting of possibly deserted soldiers. However, this is unlikely, as the town offers neither stragetic nor financial value.
If you, gentle reader, happen to have more information on this highly interesting case, please feel invited to step forward and keep our readership updated on this matter.
TC
BATTLE OF WASHINGTON
January 11, 1864
After the loss of Washington D.C. to the rebel forces in a quick suprise attack on new year's eve (The Wormwood Herald reported), the rebel forces have been pushed out of the city again by Gen. MEADE and his federal troops. The president, who had been evacuated, will remain at an undisclosed safe location.

WASHINGTON D.C. ATTACKED
January 1, 1864
BREAKING NEWS:

The rebel forces under gen. LEE have attacked the city on new year's eve,
realizing their claim that Washington would fall before the year's end. The president is reported to be save,
but the federal forces stationed in the city had to surrender the city shortly after the attack was started.
How the rebel forces managed to cover their SURPRISE ATTACK is still unknown, but first reports speak of floating balloons that attacked the city from above.
Update: A first rendering of the horrible scene has reached us:


LEE RETREATING
November 24, 1863
Instead of advancing towards Washington as they originally announced, General Lee's army has turned south, appereantly retreating to Richmond. The army of the potomac under General Meade has started to follow Lee south, and president Lincoln is again pressing Meade to attack Lee before he reaches the relative safety of the Rebel Capital, Richmond.
REBELS MAKE POMPOUS CLAIM: WASHINGTON TO FALL THIS YEAR
Novemeber 22, 1863
After the Advance of General LEE was stopped at Gettysburg and his troops chased back to Richmond,
it was expected that the rebels would try to concentrate their forces and prepare for a new campain in spring.
However, it now appears that the rebel forces are trying to launch a new attack before the winter.
US Federal sources inside the rebel army have reported that Lee held an impressive speech,
promising that Washington D.C. would be in Confederate hands by the end of the next month.
The Defense secretary however stressed that this was impossible. Lee's troops are currently held south of the Rappahannock river, over 50 miles south of Washington D.C., by General Meade's army of the potomac.
A QUESTION OF ENDURANCE.
HARPER'S WEEKLY.
SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 21, 1863.

THE WORMWOOD HERALD

November 16, 1863
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